“Don’t be such a mean to me.（别对我这么刻薄）”小嘉瑞先是委屈控诉，而后老气横秋地叹了口气，“…Actually，l was just getting over a painful love affair.（事实上我刚从一段痛苦的恋情中走出来）”

什桉和观众一起笑起来，诚挚地问：“I’m sorry to hear that. Are you better now？（我很遗憾，那你现在好些了吗）”

顶部左右两面特写投屏，一块给了滔滔不绝的小嘉瑞，另一面则跟随他的语速实时将他的悲伤爱情故事投了上去。小嘉瑞完全放开了，一会儿捂脸一会儿跑到光圈边缘，声情并茂地讲述青梅竹马抛弃他移民加拿大的遭遇，还要和观众互动——问他们诸如“Did I do something wrong？（我难道做错了吗）”、“Are girls always this unpredictable？（女孩子总是像这样捉摸不透吗）”此类的世纪大难题。

他口音流利脆亮，诉起苦来又软绵可人，真情实感的表述让观众们频频笑场，尤其几个问题更让他们感同身受，在下面齐齐回“Always like this”。

什桉故意回头看了眼时间，露出一个无可奈何的神情，“There，there…However，with respect，I might ask you a few questions.（好啦好啦…总之，无意冒犯，我需要问你几个问题）”

小嘉瑞有气无力地应道：“Yes？”

“She fascinates you beyond measure and the love possesses you？（她使你神魂颠倒，并被爱情支配）”

“…Yes.”

“The obsession starts getting worse when you’re lovelorn？（当你失恋之后，这种迷恋开始加深）”

“…Yes.”

“You lose your pride，you lose your mind，you can’t stop thinking about her（你失去骄傲和理智，无时不刻不在想她）”

“呜呜呜…Yes.”

“She’s finally covering every inch of your head？（她最终占据了你脑中的每一个角落）”

“Yes.”

五个Yes五个调调，一个比一个百转千回。哪怕观众明知这是这组有意为之的戏剧效果，还是对小嘉瑞丰富的表情包忍俊不禁。

“Well，what a bad deal.（哦，这可真是太糟糕了）”什桉也笑了下，继而道，“Look Jeremy，I won’t judge any of you in this love relationship，cause there’s no right or wrong in it，only love or no love.It seems to me that maybe she’s just not your girl，not your proper mating partner.（Jeremy，我不会去评判这段关系中的任何人，因为爱情里不分对错，只有爱或不爱。在我看来或许你只是还没有遇到那个人，那个合适的另一半）”

“Start a new life，sever the tie for good？Uh-uh，the past is never dead.When you’ve breaking up with someone，you’re lying there，you’re watching the photo，you just love her harder.（尝试开始新生活，和对方切断联系？不，不对，过去种种从不会消逝。当你分手之后，你躺在床上看着你们的照片，却只会发现自己更爱她。）”

“Therefore，I will say…（因此，我想说的是）”

“Love is a need.Love is an urge.Love is a homeostatic imbalance，and it’s never know.Otherwise，there’re still many unsolved mysteries about it，no wonder people suffer a lot.So why not sit down for a cup of coffee，till you meet someone you love at first sight，then walk to this human being bravely？You wonder what will happen？Time will tell.（爱是欲望，爱是冲动，爱是恒久的失衡，并且难以预料。除此之外它仍有许多未解之谜，无怪人们总是饱受痛苦。既然如此，我们何不如坐下喝杯咖啡，直到遇到一见钟情的人时勇敢地走向对方？接下来的事，时间会告诉我们答案）”